Aliens and Anal Probes

SMOSH LIVE did a small skit called the "Intergalacwhip" that touched upon one of the oldest tropes of the Alien Abduction Phenomena "Probing". However this is a rather touching and embarrassing subject and has not gone into much detail.

So what is an "Anal Probe"?

As most know this is one of those butt jokes we often see like on "South Park" where a male is often subjected to an anal examination with a dildo like apparatus. For most men this is a traumatic experience since it automatically bring ups issues of their masculinity since they often see this as act of penetration. Yet was is really going. An anal probe is simple medical "Rectal Exam" that doctors do to commonly check for prostate health, rectal issues such as polyps, tears in the wall, or hemorrhoids. We can also probably speculate that if a device is used, it is probably taking "Temperature", doing various fecal tests (Occult or Immunochemical), detecting anorectal malformations, or even measuring the muscle control of the anus.
Likewise it can be called a Cavity Search as well. These exams would provide valuable medical information.

With males however, it is more than likely a way of collecting prostate fluid (30% found in semen) that nourishes and protects sperm. In addition to Anal Probes, there is usually things done with the urinary tract and semen extraction as well. So more than likely an Alien Anal Probe is going in for the fluid that is vital in reproductive issues. 

What is interesting that concerning women, they do not have a prostate. Instead they have what is called a
Skene’s glands located at the end of the urethra. These glands secrete a fluid that is antimicrobial that keeps the urinary tract free from infections. So more than likely this gland fluid might have a number of uses? 

So when it comes to the Anal Probe...it not a simple butt joke. There is a valid medical reason why.

Where Have I been

Hello all,

As you know I have been rather silent for the past few months. That has not been due to a lack of activities, but my involvement with with Earth Dragon and Wood Rabbit. currently there has been a lot going on since 7/13/15. There have been some major shakes and upheavals with some level of damage control.

I will be more diligent in posting the information, things are just complicated. Not only do I have to deal with the day to day issues of normal life, but with situations that are spared to most.

September Second Visit

Date: 9/25/2018
Type: CE4
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Time of Incidents: 3:55am-4:00am
Attempted Time of Sleep: N/A (Me, BF, Aunt) /12:30pm (Guest)
State of Mind Before: Happy (Me/BF)/ Depressed, In Pain (Aunt)/Tired (Guest)
State of Mind After: Confused (Me/BF)/ Terrified, In Pain (Aunt)/Tired (Guest)
Odd occurrences before: Pops, Light Flashing
Odd occurrences after: None, Monday Incident

My significant other and I were having a great time. We had gone out for dinner, came back and spent some time playing video games and enjoying each other's company. We made pizza around1:00am and then watched a DVD. I put my aunt to bed around 11:30pm as her leg hurt and she was tired. My guest went to sleep around 12:30am.

As we were watching TV there were several pops and incidents where the light had flickered. My significant other has been indicating the the phenomena that we are experiencing in something other than what it seems and in concentrated on him. As of now I have been supporting his theory, as I am concerned. I worry about him. So even though I was aware they were here, I been complying to his "idea". During this time around 4:00am the lights started to flicker in more rapid sequence, the dog whined, and I had an impression they were here. I ignored that.

According to my aunt, she was already awake. A being of shadowy darkness came out again from the bathroom area. It walked toward her bed and then touched her on her left cheek on the face. The finger felt rubbery in texture with no distinct cold or heat. She was trying to yell and not allowing the being to touch her.
The dog start whining more and her cries were apparent. I heard her and investigated, she also woke up my guest as well.

She was in a state of panic in which I had to calm her down.I attended her needs and questioned her. I noticed that there was a physical sign of irritation to her left cheek. It was read. As noted with Monday's entry, this was a similar discoloration on her check. There was no abrasion from nails as this was not a scratch, it was an irritation. Likewise there was a mark that was fading, skin discoloration in white which looked like a backward "S" with the lower part as a "6". This was fading fast.

September's First Incident

Date: 9/20/2016
Type: CE4
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Time of Incidents: 2:00am (Me), 4:15am (Aunt/Me)
Attempted Time of Sleep: 12:00am (Aunt) /12:30am (Guest), 7:00am (Me)
State of Mind Before: Depressed, Sad (Me)/ Depressed, In Pain (Aunt)/Tired (Guest)
State of Mind After: Depressed, Sad (Me)/ Depressed, In Pain (Aunt)/Tired (Guest)
Odd occurrences before: Pops, Blue Flash of light at 1:45am (Castiac Lake)
Odd occurrences after: None

I been having insomnia and for some reason I do not want to go to sleep. I been on and off, and my body shut down for a bit today but I woke up again. I tried to relax playing World of Warcraft to get my mind off certain things. My room is dark and only a few place where light manifests, such as the TV, computer screens, bathroom, and main room light. So if something flashes or lights up I can tell. This night I just had my blue night light on and the laptop computer screen. So no outside light could appears from the windows as they are sealed. I also keep my door closed. Around 2:00am a bright flash of light occurred along the inner room wall that runs along the bathroom. It seemed to emanate from the bathroom doorway, as where I was sitting it was blocked by a bookcase, but the flash could be seen along the wall. It was odd. However I paid no mind and continued playing till 3:00am. Around 4:00am thoughts of them came in my head, but ignored it and focused on sleeping. They asked about my BF, why do I care and love him. They wanted to know where he went. They also wanted me to come outside. They kept asking why him...... I stayed inside and focused on going back to sleep until my aunt started yelling.

The previous night I took my bf home...when I walked to the car I was checking my phone...suddenly a blue light flashed on me. There was no car on the other side of the park, nor was their a vehicle along the street. The light seemed to have come from no source but was directly in front of me and came from either (his house or across the park, but was pointed on me only). I did not think much on it.

During the time I was being questioned....my aunt had an odd experience in her room. She claims that my "mother/her twin" came into the room. She was wearing all white gown and glowing. She was thinner than she was usually. She told my aunt "I am waiting for you. I am here to see you. Tell my son I love him". She then  walked out of the room and my aunt began to yell...I heard her and then I rushed in. I had to calm her down since she was crying.