Thursday, June 20, 2024

No One Will Save You


This movie was done in 2023 as a fictional account of an alien invasion. It deals with a woman known as Brynn, who is the towns Pariah for killing her best friend some 15+ years ago by "accident". She live alone in a huge house all by herself and make her money with a clothing "Etsy shop". You would think after a scandal like this, the family would get up and move from this small town...as Wayne says "Bad gas in a small town travels fast".

Despite some evidence of activity during the day, things heat up pretty fast the first night of the movie after an Alien comes into her home and attacks her. After a few struggles, she manages to kill the being by accident. After the initial shock wears off she heads into town to report it, noticing a neighbors home has been ransacked as well. When sh arrives in town, everything seems normal as she head to the Police Station. She runs into her former best friends parents and panics, the mother of her friend spits on her. Brynn then runs away. She finally figures to get out of town. As she is leaving though, one of the passengers is possessed by an alien and attacks her. As all heck breaks loose, she runs from the bus and becomes aware that many of the townsfolk are "possessed". She makes her way back home.

She return home noticing that the body is still there and begins to reinforce the home. She also is being a dumbass by making sure every light is on or candle. As night comes.....they show up to retrieve the body. This time there is some variation to their forms; one a normal type grey, a second short one with clawed arms, and a third gigantic quadruped. Each chase her down and she again kills one. eventually she is overpowered, finding a slug in her mouth that attempts to control her. However, as a GURL BOSS MARY SUE, she is able to fight the mind control with her trauma. This cause the mind slug to leave her body and reform into a clone of her and they fight. She wins of course.....but again eventually the aliens capture her and begin to study her. The films quickly unravels into "she messed up in the head" and aliens feel bad and allow her to become social services agent for her town as all the possessed bodies under their control need guidance. Despite that there is an armada of UFO in the skies.

The trailer for the film is excellent and suspenseful, and the dramatization of an alien abduction/home invasion is done well.... but the over all story and characters are extremely stupid. It is not like their are any examples of worldwide alien occupation/take over movies to kinda understand the concept... and there is absolutely nothing that makes the "Rey Skywalker" any more special. I get it.... her life sucks, but that is like 98% of the world with their problems..... and my life is way more shittier than hers. Again, the beings I dealt with and already encountered trauma and are not "what is that?".  Its fun if you don't care about logic and want something that provides monster jump scares, but the ending is absolutely offal!


Tuesday, June 18, 2024

The Chronicles of Bullet Head: Black and UFOs


 This film was release in 2023 and passes itself off as a documentary with an AFRO-CENTRIC theme in conjunction with UFO and Alien Abduction phenomena. Although it claims itself again as a real case studies, the dramatization and "real" interview leads to come inconsistencies. 

In summation it chronicles a CE3/CE5 event that happens somewhere in England circa 1995, attempting to be vague about the time and location. In one of the "interviews" the dialogue slips out that it is in "London" and "last time I saw her was in 1995" to give an idea where this event occurred. The individuals involved belong to a learning annex/community center of some kind that deals with paranormal science and afro-culture. The center is a combination of art gallery and sells some book called "Diary of a Badman". Also most of the clothing makes reference to a song "No Fake Love" circa 2003 and clothing line circa "2016" in the year 1995! The classes being taught range from gravity, quantum physics, propulsion, word etymology, and a lil' bit of Afro-Pride misinformation and various word salads. Sadly it makes them extremely ignorant as they try to sound intelligent, regurgitating something they read and then try to explain....if Neil Degrass Tyson saw this he would probably have a headache. They have a habit of make people feel stupid by "breaking down" words.. a tactic cults like to use to brainwash... most of their examples miss the mark.
One member who is into Hindu Spiritualism and crystals is contacted by their spiritual guide, saying that they will becoming. She lets the learning annex group know that something special is gonna happen and they plan a weekend trip to a park/forest outside the forest with a lake. For the most part, the group has fun during the day...but as the night draws close activity happens. A ship suddenly flies over and lands a few yards away, some surmise that it was a cloud that didn't move all day. The member who was contacted by her spiritual guide becomes possessed, and lets the group know that they come in peace... and a glowing presence makes it form visible with "Chakra" light blinking on it. Soon a couple a couple of Nordic escort the being, who claims to be a "celestial master" back to the ship and they leave. Some of the group are visibly shaken by the experience for the next couple of weeks.
The lady who was possessed is still being ridden by a being who wants to experience humanity, making things difficult for he boyfriend. After a few weeks she seems normal, but urges the learning annex members to go back...this time making sure some of the group who missed out last time show up. She gives out crystals to help them with this experience, and again some odd stuff happens.
After the event, the group is shaken up....the possessed girl is still dealing with possession issues and an other chick starts to have trouble as well....but fighting the spiritual presence. People still seem upset, even one guy who had an epiphany of scientific knowledge. They even claim that hybrids or government agents walked in on their meetings.
Unbeknownst to both possessed chicks..... a couple of guys go out to the park/lake, where more activity takes place. One member starts to realize that this is a hot spot for activity, as other are among the trees and the boats waiting and watching.

The dramatization of this event is interrupted by "interviews" with the actual witnesses and by blacksplaining the UFO phenomena and myths. Apparently the Annunaki were black...and Jesus and Angels are black too. Even blacksplaining the periodic table happens....this film I fear drains one IQ with all the stupidity it preaches.... and is blacksploitation and not at all entertaining. They touch upon every aspect of the UFO Phenomena; Reptilians, Greys, energy beings, possession, Nordics, crystals, Hindi New Age Spiritualism, non-moving clouds, Hybrids, Government Conspiracies, past lives....

It is another example of the trend of muddying the waters of making shit up and claiming its as real, its not even good writing and defiantly needed an editor for some big mistakes.